Fuck Blogger

and fuck wordpress for not liking my old template.

Now I have to figure out something new for this.

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I saw the sketchiest woman on the bus this morning.

She was dressed in a lot of white, like a lot, like 3 sweaters and socks with pompoms on them and baby pink sweat pants she had rolled up over her knees…

But she was so into white that she had smudged white paint on her legs.

And me wearing a lot of black got some lovely sneering looks from her.

I guess I wasn’t the yin to her yang?

After awhile she started humming to herself and then she started picking at the white posters and the gum on the back of the seat.

Go on, say it with me now: EWWWWW
One Headlight
Anyways I just had the suckiest eye doctor appointment ever so I need to go sleep off the dilation stuff.

Serenity Now

To the person who was so freaking nice as to go to the fridge, open my lunch bag (which has my name stitched on it!!!!) and steal the pizza, pudding and apple I had in there.

Thanks jerkass, way to leave a diabetic hanging.

Robots Asleep At The Trigger

It’s been kind of a jackass day at school.
A Screamer!
A jackass day made awesome by a Screamer!

I didn’t do an essay because I didn’t feel like it and my prof said I can hand it in whenever, she didn’t care she was just back from Hawaii and didn’t want to teach.

Well that’s great, but… since when can teachers afford to spontaneously fly out to Hawaii for 2 weeks?

In that same class Andie and I had to give a presentation about gay marriage and it’s rights and blah blah course outline stuff blah blah, we kinda skipped all that and just played the Prop 8 musical.

Easiest A ever, Neil Patrick Harris is good for school.

GIANT INFLATABLE BEAVERS!

Where do I get one of those beavers?

Continuing on with my youtubing addiction:

(some rap is good for you kids)

Now who wants to try to explain why the fuck Avril Lavigne got to sing two songs during the closing ceremonies and everyone else sang one?

And why the hell didn’t I do my homework this break?

And where was Roch Mothersmurfing Voisine!?
My grade 3 French teacher is probably having a conniption that he wasn’t singing tonight.

Pauvre Mme Hurtebuise.

Stuck In My Head


It’s not a bad place to be.

Ascots Are Awesome

Dad’s birthday today, made a lot of cake.

There were medals won and hockey games slaughtered and killer whales that lived up to their names and other stuff you can learn about by reading a newspaper.

For whatever reason I had this song just jump into my head.

Not that I’m complaining, it’s a pretty fantastic song.

Apart from that, I’m working tomorrow in a foreign department and need to go make an ascot out of my pink scarf for said workingness.

Enjoy your Thursday!

Olympic Fieldtrip

If you can believe it, I spent over 8 hours walking around downtown Vancouver on Thursday. Andie and I tried to see just about everything possible without waiting in any ridiculously long lines.
4 hours for tshirts?
8 hours for 20 second zipline rides (looks hella fun though[I want to bring back 'hella']) ?
Pass, thank you no.
My feet almost forgave me until I went to work today but they’ll get over it or I will replace them with llama hooves!
MOOCH!
This guy didn’t like me taking his photo… whatever.
He never told me if he wanted to buy or sell tickets either.
Decisions buddy, MAKE ONE!
Bear
Only you can put the “riot” in patriot.
Monumental
We took our sweet time getting down to the cauldron. Originally we wanted to go to The Bay for some official merch but the line-up was like 4 hours long when I got there at 10am, so we said “fuck this noise” and walked off.
Monumental
Perchance we walked past the Roots store and they had this hoodie so I grabbed it.
Mein hoodie was pricey enough to get me this free kickass tote bag.
+100 points for the shoulderstrap that made walking/life easier.
Sochi Place
After fire monument of awe time, we grabbed sammiches and then made our way over to the Russian Science World of Doom and Techno music.
I.E. Science World has become the house of Russia/Sochi Place.
They play really loud techno music there, it was almost scary.
O_O;
Russky Doom
I couldn’t help myself, I had to make this photo.
^_^;
Inukshuk
Around the bay area leading from Sochi to China house and GM/BC Place, people have been building these all over the shoreline from the rocks there, resulting in a little army of rock peoples.
The Olympic Line
We train jumped for a bit and then headed to Granville Island on their funny little Olympic Line train the city set-up.
Seriously, there’s wood panelling on the inside, it’s weird!
Swiss House
Granville Island is the French area and the Swiss area, the Swiss were awesome and gave us free Lindt chocolates and there were some street performers out there.
iLOL
Hippies Attacks this poor defenceless sign.
10 Paces At Sunset
From Granville Island, we headed back to Granville Street and then Robson and then Andie made me walk around in circles and blocks and parallelograms trying to find something that she forgot about because we became dazzled by The Batman!
The Batman
This guy was awesome, had the voice changer mic and really hammed it up for the tourists, chasing after this old guy and calling him Alfred!
Robson Square
My battery died after sunset, but we spent a while down on the streets with the crowds watching the hockey game for awhile.

The line-ups for the skytrains were over an hour long by then too so we kept waiting them out.

I have an asston of photos on my flickr that I won’t blog, or else this post will be miles long.

I wanna go back and see a few more houses next week before it’s all shut down, but for now I sleep.

Sleep is good.

Mothersmurfing Precious


Tough Guys singing Savage Garden… Would it be too much to ask for a little choreographed dancing?

Vampire Campfire

There is this ravine near my house, with a silly manmade path and a bazillion ferns that makes it look like Mini Jurassic Park.

I’ve been walking the puppers there a lot lately, cuz it’s hard to during the rainy times and it’s just unbearable in the summer since it’s ground zero for mosquito feedings.

I’m just too precious to be eaten alive.

Escargot BBQ
Today we found a few burnt twigs and what looks like a snail barbecue.
The crows around here are too smart for their own good if they’ve learned how to cook over fire.

I Look Stoic, Bitches
For whatever reason he kept pausing to just stare at nothingness.
I mean, at least I looked at squirrels, but he didn’t care for them.
Such a weirdo.

Bridge Troll
Next Hallowe’en we’re gonna dress up and hang out on this bridge.
I’ll be the Gandalf and he can be the balrog.

Sniffing Everything And Their Moms
Dead Of Winter
Flowers blooming in the dead of winter.
Why is it called the dead of winter?
Where and when is the alive of winter?

Once I'm Done Sniffing You Can Go On The Slide
Security patrol?
Sniffed around the entire play structure and when I let him off the leash he went for a slide.

Pupper's Valentines
Finally on the way back home pupper’s found me a valentines card, he looked so happy with himself after I took the photo.

You may now commence “d’awww”ing.