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I saw the sketchiest woman on the bus this morning.

She was dressed in a lot of white, like a lot, like 3 sweaters and socks with pompoms on them and baby pink sweat pants she had rolled up over her knees…

But she was so into white that she had smudged white paint on her legs.

And me wearing a lot of black got some lovely sneering looks from her.

I guess I wasn’t the yin to her yang?

After awhile she started humming to herself and then she started picking at the white posters and the gum on the back of the seat.

Go on, say it with me now: EWWWWW
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Anyways I just had the suckiest eye doctor appointment ever so I need to go sleep off the dilation stuff.

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  1. Kevin Says:

    Ewwwwwwwww

  2. Kris Says:

    Ewwwwww is right.

    You shoulda taken a pic of her.

  3. Mike Says:

    You ever notice how black people with a lot of money always wear/deck their house/car out in nothing but white? Like if they're around it long enough people will just sorta forget that they're black?

  4. red-handed Says:

    Dilation and the Lady Wearing White … sounds like a story to me. Or a wrestling team.

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